the right colour of pants
One of my worst kept secrets is I’m not an ambi-colour-underwear-wearer
I only wear blue pants!
So every so often Mummy has to make some for me.
But this time I thought I’d join in, and document the process.

£4 for a pack of white Marks and Spencer’s Briefs

they’d look good

but they’re the wrong colour

luckily Dylon have an answer… “ocean blue”

take a photo of yourself while you pre-wash them

mix the dye with 500ml of warm water

the mixture looks rather pretty
fill a bucket with 12 litres of warm water, and 250g of salt

add the dye, chuck your white pants in

stir them around

or perhaps get your mum to do it

for about 15 minutes

take them out after another half an hour

then rinse them thoroughly (3 or 4 times maybe)

and we’re almost done

a spin in the washing machine

and dreams have been acheived

BOOM SHAK A LAK
6 pairs of blue pants for only £8 + £2.95 of dye!