me:
john and fiona totally skanked me on this // should have arranged their wedding better
Neeraj:
i'll let them know // just when the priest is saying // 'and if anyone knows of any good reason why jon and fiona should not be married here today'
me:
"they skanked matty J... stopped him going to the beerfest!" you'll shout
Neeraj:
exactly
me:
and fiona will shout in welsh // "he's right, he's too right" // "we can't get married here today"
Neeraj:
oh wow
me:
"let's all decamp to st albans" // "let MrRudy enjoy his beer festival" // "we can get married another day"
Neeraj:
and then everyone will start chanting 'beerfest' and 'rudy'
